Smell that... beautiful smell? That my friends is new G-Tube smell. I had my new 3.0 cm MIC-KEY* tube inserted today to replace my old 2.7 cm MIC-KEY* tube that had sprung a leak in the balloon making it loose. We are hoping this tube will help with my granulation tissue buildup by removing pressure from the site. If anyone wants a drink we got my very own home brew on tap, freshly concocted from stomach acid and whatever else is in there. Only $3.99 a glass.

Ok, I will stop making the bad jokes.